Cardiff City

Assuming Farke's messages about selling vacuums are getting through to the players, the next step is still about the time it takes for them to learn, act, and achieve.

There's a power in the message of a goal like this, the telegraphic thrum of the wires taking it round the world or the different background tone in a pub where people are discussing it. It lets you know, by vibration alone, that something special has gone on.

Leeds had 6,000 fans in Cardiff, just like the Championship days, booing them off at half-time, just like the Championship days.