The 2022 49ers are fine young men backing each other up and not seething (or beating the Bears)

Rain poured inevitably in Chicago this Sunday. First as revenge on the Chicago Bears for relaying their game field with a brand of 'Bermuda grass' they said would be more robust in adverse weather than the bumpy divot ridden bog that was there last week. The city's gridironers keep promise-threatening to build a new arena, with a roof, because famously bears love being indoors. For now a new playing surface installed a week before first use would have to do. Ten minutes before kick-off for the season's opening match, the workers were hastily repainting sidelines that had melted wonkily in the rain. There it was, a metaphor for the Chicago Bears and their turf troubles.

Their visitors, the San Francisco 49ers, could claim that rain as a pathetic fallacy all of their own. Leeds United's kissing cousins have been through an off-season soap opera about want-away superstars and lines of succession, turning it Shakespearean just in time for the new season. The torrential rain beating down on the helmet of young starting quarterback Trey Lance was his welcome to a season observers think could derail if a tilt at the Super Bowl becomes backstabbing drama, but the 49ers offices, either front or back or maybe both, think everything will be fine because they're all fine guys. “You know, I love our team right now,” said head coach Kyle Shanahan, at the start of the pre-season camp.

I wonder if Jesse Marsch had made a note of that before he tried stamping on transfer talk in Leeds with the same, "I love our team and that's not changing" line. Shanahan was trying to get a message out in the middle of negotiations, in this case for the self-dubbed "wide-back" star and my favourite player on the four dash nines, Deebo Samuel. I feared the worst back in spring when Deebo edited his Instagram account, deleting eighty photos, changing his profile picture out of 49ers uniform to neutral, unfollowing the team account and removing their name from his bio. This always happens! Back in 2012, when Luciano Becchio was the last exciting player Leeds had left, I resolved to do all my writing about only him and he repaid me with nineteen goals. Then Neil Warnock swapped him for Steve Morison in January. Massimo Cellino pushed Ross McCormack away, Steve Evans squeezed out Jordan Botaka for the simple crime of being too much fun to watch. Watching Deebo Samuel's distinctive twisting through opposition defences last season, during the Niners' unlikely surge into post-season, plugged me into one delightful, understandable buzz in this hard to understand sport, when I was trying to understand it because some of these guys could be running our club one day. Then came his contract negotiations and an Instagram washout.

Happier news came just under a month later when Deebo re-followed the 49ers, and Instagram peace was followed by a new contract at the start of training camp, negotiated by Leeds United's vice-chairman Paraag Marathe. This deal had to satisfy one of the most skilful athletes in the NFL ahead of his peak years, while keeping the 49ers within their salary cap restrictions. While reading about the intricacies of the eventual contract I've been coming up against paragraphs like this:

Chief negotiator Paraag Marathe was again the architect of this contract ... There’s a signing bonus worth just north of $24 million (highlighted in blue [in a graphic] above in the PRTD SB column) — its cap hit is spread evenly over the life of the entire contract, including a void year in 2026 designed to stretch the hits out as far as possible. There’s then a fully guaranteed $9.2 million option bonus (highlighted in green above in the OPT BON column), which doesn’t kick in until 2023 but is amortized just like the signing bonus after that.

Right. Yes. Very clear. I wonder if Leeds United's failure to sign Kalvin Phillips to a new contract last season was because Paraag got involved and Kalvin and his agent Kevin Sharp got their minds blown. Anyway, long story short, Deebo's staying, everybody's happy, especially me.